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FOR ALL YOU DOG LOVERS!!
How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
GERMAN SHEPHERD: Who gave that light bulb permission to burn out?
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!
RAT TERRIER: In a minute.....I'm not quite done shredding this
magazine.....
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me!! Me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
PUG: Hold on, let me catch my breath.
MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
BOSTON TERRIER: Hey, make it stop spinning.....or is that me?
POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes wiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
SCHNAUZER: Will I have to let go of the mailman?
YORKIE: Sorry, I'm not quite done with my hair.
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
KEESHOND: Later....I'm busy shedding.
BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
SHIH TZU: I'm SURE that's the butler's job.......
MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and .
POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light
bulb?
HOUND DOG: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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